If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
My balls are so social today.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
It's shark week go big or go home
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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