the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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