return my video game
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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