I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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