Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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