After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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