That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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