YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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