nut hugger
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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