I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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