I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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