his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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