'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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