Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
