I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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