ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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