We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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