I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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