You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
