Midget sex pt 2 tonight
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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