So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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