Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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