You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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