i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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