the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh