so explain again why im purple
no
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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