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• (602): View more from Arizona

  So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...

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  What did she do!?

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  I didn't tell her...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?

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  Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.

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• (707): View more from California

  The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?

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