Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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