just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I checked into jail on foursquare
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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