Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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