Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
