gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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