wake up i wanna do it froggy style
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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