so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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