I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
