i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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