I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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