ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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