It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Im part way to drunk.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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