dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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