He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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