Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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