Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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