He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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