it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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