my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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