It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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