do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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