So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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