I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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