Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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