I want to have your abortion
That's when you crack a 10am beer
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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