She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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