I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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