I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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