Your tits are I can't wait for
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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