No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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