Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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