Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
