im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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